Juxtapositiously

I have never read Animal Farm . I am repenting for that right now. Also, my boyfriend thinks he is better than I am at finding things on th...

Hello, Internet! Hi. You can't see it, but I'm doing one of those low, self-conscious waves at you that little kids do while they...

I hope she doesn't kill me for posting this. Now, girls aren't getting off easy, here. As often as boys can be idiots, girls are sc...

So yesterday Jason and I planned to escape to a lake in PA and enjoy the heck out of it. We pulled up to what looked like some information ...

Here is why I hate Facebook Chat: People keep signed off just as I send them super witty retorts based on their status messages. How cruel ...

I need about three naps to get me through my day. Why is this, what is wrong with me, and what can I do to fix it? I sleep about 7 hours a ...

I just checked my e-mail to find a picture of me kneeboarding wearing, I kid you not, pearl earrings. Only me. I rock so hard accidentally...

Jared came into town on Saturday, and I think it was at some point while I was folded into one of the audience chairs at the band shell, cl...

Today I scrubbed up cat puke from the carpet while (while!) somehow managing to make myself a delicious breakfast of hot pancakes. Check ou...

I spent my fourth of July getting rained on, sleeping in corners with all my worldly possessions piled about me, running barefoot through th...