How Scattered My Brain Feels

My internet went out for a day, and it was absolutely terrible. The great thing, though, is how nearly everyone sympathized so perfectly. "Your internet is out??? Wha-- how-- THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE!"

Also, I'm solving the secret of Shadow Ranch, and apparently it's a really big one, because a computer game that was designed for eight-year-olds is too hard for a twenty-year-old.

The end.