Monday, October 03, 2005

I Feel Like Such A Benedict Arnold, Revealing My Secrets Like This

I love secrets. Actually, no: I love KNOWING secrets. Secrets in general just drive me crazy and I simply MUST KNOW. And you can actually get me to do some pretty crazy stuff like, oh, actually PICK UP A PHONE and CALL SOMEONE if you dangle a secret out in front of me. I realize now I'll probably get 5 trillion voicemails that all sound remarkably like "I have a secret, but I'm not telling you what it is, so bye." First of all, Lame. Yes, with a capital L and everything. At least come up with an intriguing tag.

Second, I've already foiled your plans, you see, because my voicemail inbox is nearly full; soon, it'll just start rejecting your voicemails until I get around to actually cleaning the thing out, which might be in February, or (if we're all really lucky) it might be when Art calls and leaves a message, because he can work the curiosity thing like nobody's business.

So, anyway, I love knowing secrets. And I actually have a fairly big one sitting right here in my pocket. Not literally, of course, because when am I EVER literal -- but I'm excited to see how it all pans out.


Anonymous Clayton said...

I know the secret location of buried treasure. So yeah, beat that.

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Blogger juxtaposer said...

Does it involve Robinson Crusoe and $10 billion? Because if so, I know it too.

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