"Please Consider All Things Trite"

Just tying up a few loose ends. Bear with me.

First, let it be known that now he shall be known as Big Chief Art the Rainbringer AND Clone Hunter. So let it be written by the Plan Leader. So let it be done.

Next. An actual conversation from Brit Lit today. (Woohoo, I am done forever! Unless I get less than a B. Then again, I can always change my major.)
Me (pointing to the professor): She's giving a lecture.
Warren:
Me (realizing what is causing the confusion): No! I mean a guest lecture.
Warren:
Me: There's a poster advertising it downstairs.
Warren: Ohhh. I was like, "Duh, that's her job."

And finally, I would just like to announce that I've fallen in love. It took me long enough, too. Nick, my hat goes off to you. Yet again. And check out the title of this post.