Sunday, January 30, 2005

"Got to Give the People What They Want, Rock Star"

Through some award-winning sneakiness, we have now pinned down the name of Rock Star. It is Ely Something. We're pretty sure. Anyway, I hope it is, because then I feel a particularly strong connection to Rock Star-dom. Since my name begins E-l-i. I'm going to have people call me that from now on.

It's only fitting, because I certainly feel like a rock star. Not only am I on Google, but if I play my cards right, I'm the Number One Hit, baby.

I like to use capitalization to make myself feel more important. Perks of the Plan Leader, capital P, capital L. But you can call me Eli.


Blogger stevo said...

You are Eli, remember? Have you heard the new Cotton Gins song? It's called "I Don't Hate You, I Just Dislike You A Lot".

6:51 PM  
Blogger Baltazar said...

very cute clock/\/\/\/\/\/

7:34 PM  
Blogger juxtaposer said...

No, seriously, my watch stopped. I noticed it in church today, while I was taking advantage of the break. Guess I won't ever be able to leave my blog now.

10:14 PM  
Blogger Baltazar said...

prisoner of blogda

4:54 AM  
Blogger Bart Zamboni said...

Rock star. Rock Star. If only I was cool enough to be a rock star. With a name like Bart I am more likely to be a cartoon. Although, if I play my cards right I might be able to "Do the Bartman."

11:25 PM  
Blogger The Chipmunk said...

I am here, hear me squeek!

11:38 PM  
Blogger Sam said...

I hear you have a good post coming soon... I am anxious to read it.

10:19 AM  
Blogger juxtaposer said...

Don't I ALWAYS have good posts coming?

12:33 PM  

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