"I Hope To Tighten Loose Ends With New Sense And End This Nuisance"

It looks as though readership has declined significantly. A lot of people are away or busy doing other things. I understand. And it's good to know that I haven't gotten to the point of viewing my blog obsessively myself to see the hit counter go up, or posting anonymously so people think I'm cool and popular. We'll see how it is by the end of the summer.

In other news... Rachael and I got into an argument today over who could out-brat the other one. I argued that I definitely could, being used to the Only Girl position among other things, but she didn't seem to believe me. I think you guys should vote. But first, I'll need a catchy slogan. I really like "Tippecanoe and Tyler too," but it doesn't really apply here, which is a shame, because I'd have a catchy slogan with historical significance ready-made and waiting for me. But, um, "Beth rhymes with death." Yeah, I like that.