I Lose Things Impressively
THINGS I HAVE LOST IN THE PAST THREE DAYS:
-my razor
-my hairbrush
-my cell phone (twice -- no wait, three times)
-my brand new down comforter (I SWEAR it wasn't in the drawer the first time I checked)
-my mailbox (don't ask, just don't -- it had to do with a Preference response)
-my crutches
-the english muffin I was eating for breakfast
-a song on a CD I burned for myself
-yes, that's right: I lost a song on a CD I made. I listened to it, and it was there. Then I looked for it later, and IT WAS GONE. I finally found it, though, along with all of my other possessions.
Clearly, I need help.
-my razor
-my hairbrush
-my cell phone (twice -- no wait, three times)
-my brand new down comforter (I SWEAR it wasn't in the drawer the first time I checked)
-my mailbox (don't ask, just don't -- it had to do with a Preference response)
-my crutches
-the english muffin I was eating for breakfast
-a song on a CD I burned for myself
-yes, that's right: I lost a song on a CD I made. I listened to it, and it was there. Then I looked for it later, and IT WAS GONE. I finally found it, though, along with all of my other possessions.
Clearly, I need help.
posted by juxtaposer at 1:35 AM
8 Comments:
I have two old crutchs from when I busted my fibula by sliping on the mud and falling on my own ankle.Thro them away sez the doctor,thro them away.No I am going to make them into and end table.
I think we've all known that you need help.
Help is in Maryland. Come get it.
Come back from Utahfornia? It's interesting to note that all three of the comments were written by Marylanders.
That's why you SHOULD come back from Utahfornia.
Don't forget the pen. You lost the pen for a few minutes too.
And, what is this Utahfornia business? Since when has Utah resembled California at ALL?
I'm NOT a Marylander any more than you're a utahonian.
Craig: You're right! Except you've assimilated to Maryland pretty well. There is no assimilation. And you still wish I were back in Maryland, right?
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