Life Plans

Jennifer and I thought of old lady quirks tonight and we came up with a nice, fat list. Jennifer because she needs something to occupy her time before the man of her dreams sweeps her off her weary, paint-stained feet; me, because I think I already need a hearing aid, and my life plan necessitates a great deal of old lady hijinks to keep me occupied throughout my life.

But I realized tht my list is very sparse on the young lady hijinks, and that saddens me, as my springish path of only twenty-one years has a long way yet to wend before it creaks into grey, stiffened, crotchity old age.