"This Wait for Destiny Won't Do"

My life now has a purpose.

I will be combing through problematic situations and seeing if a little prepositional change can't fix it. For instance, if I spoke to a boy ABOUT him the way I talk TO him about someone else.

I'd like to tip my hat to Art for this whole thing. There's a big chance I stole everything from him directly, but if he won't blog about it, I will.