Wednesday, April 26, 2006

We're Not Dirty Roommates, She's Just Crazy

My roommate is bleaching the walls.

Let me repeat myself: she is BLEACHING the WALLS.

I am sitting in my room, hoping she doesn't get extra-stringent in her cleaning and decide to mix the bleach with some ammonia to make an extra-powerful cleaning formula.

Heaven help her if she kills me three days before I go home.

6 Comments:

Blogger juxtaposer said...

Oh yeah, and this is the roommate whose junk is always left all over the place. The same junk I nicely picked up and stacked on the coffee table in an earlier post somewhere on here.

10:48 PM  
Blogger Baltazar said...

Roomates must be one of the biggest problems anyware yet it is hardly ever mentioned

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Blogger Frigid Midget said...

So, what color are the walls now?
Just wondering...

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