This Is What Comes From Working At A Local Convenience Store

Let me tell you about Ronnie. Ronnie invited me over to his place to watch Top Gun with him (this is of course after I shot down his going to see it in the theater idea when I pointed out that the movie was highly unlikely to be showing at any theater in the country).

Ronnie is also bipolar, has severe temper issues, and thinks he's a Scientologist. Oh, and he has a nineteen-year-old daughter (for those of you keeping score at home, I'm twenty-one - old enough to be his child).

What luck.