I Love My Computer For All You Give To Me

I want you all to know that I have a thing for computer nerds. Even just as friends, they're sweet and endearingly awkward at times, and they tend to be incredibly loyal, which I always appreciate.

But even more than that, I just want to be understood when all I want is a piece of funfetti cake and a chance to destroy the entire Mongolian civilization in Sid Meier's latest creation.



(And I like unscrewing stuff and finding out how it works and putting it all back together in one smooth-running, gorgeous piece of machinery. That can do math problems for me.)